Reasons why I hate ANDHERI EAST!!!!

If I knew where to complain I would have written to them than writing this blog. To start with the most important point for readers here is I am 8 months old to this city and know quite a lot about it. Except here in Andheri(E)!!! I’ll just mention a few points that made me write this
1) Stand on the road n try making the auto wait he will never want to go where you want to!!! (that almost happens 80% of the time in other parts of Mumbai as well)
2) You want to go for an evening walk... Try... It’s a must... Coz it will not just be a walk it will be hiking trip. That’s like a full body cardio workout! How? Let me explain... Either there is no road to walk on coz every place is dug up (welcome the great METRO RAILWAYS) or else u need to dodge your way through the crowd!! (if a research company needs to do its survey about anything under the sky they will get it here. With the number of people that walk around you, you will feel the same as you will feel in a jam packed compartment of a local train at 6.30 pm at DADAR station where you are trying to find a way through the crowd that refuses to move )
3) This is a little technical but ya it’s a fact again cyber cafes have no printers in it (try at least 3 I bet all 3 will have some issue that they have NO printer / No colour / Server down )
4) Then comes the food!!!! You get everything from subway (who doesn’t understand customer’s language...), dominos (how many times can u order for a pizza?), mainland china (don’t want to go broke in a week!), then the only place you can zero down on are the south Indian owned Punjabi / Chinese food joints who give you Hakka noodle with turmeric powder and rice made out of 1 litre of oil.
5) There are so many pipe lines and gutters that your best and the most expensive,long lasting perfume dies the moment you come out of your house coz either the cutter is open or the pipe lines have just burst on the road.(if you plan to come here and know you might need to walk a little please carry an extra pair of footwear you might just need it)

As the title says I hate Andheri (E) you can ask me why I stay there then. Well! To all that ill say that this is THE PLACE which will make you strong; once you can manage here you can stay anywhere on the earth .

Disclaimer: this is a strongly opinionated piece of writing, written by the writer in a frustrated state of mind, due to all the six things happening to her in single evening. No offense meant to anyone dead or alive.